Virus warning

June 21, 2006

This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).

If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else by any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely!

If you should come into contact with WORK, put on your jacket and take two good friends to the nearest bar.

Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Eliminator-Rebooter (BEER).

Take the antidote repeatedly, until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.


3 Responses to “Virus warning”

  1. lady k. Says:

    oh gott, ich habe ihn glaubich schon…

  2. Dr. Jekyll Says:

    Ich auch, wenn ich an die morgige Geschäftsreise zu Hr. Motherfucker denke. Deshalb sofortige Prohylaxe mit Bothersome-Employer-Eliminator-Rebooter.

    Ihnen einen schönen Abend und gesunde Heimreise.
    Hauen Sie notfalls den Oranjes Ihren Damenteleskopschlagstock zwischen die Speichen.

    Ihr Dr. J.

  3. I happen to be immune to this virus. It’s taken me years of antibody therapy but now I can safely say that work ain’t got nuthin on me. The bothersome thing is that when you defeat the work virus, you have a hard time finding regular doses of a drug called salary… oh well

  4. Dr. Jekyll Says:

    Dear Max,

    Fuckin´ work is ruin our lives, that´s a fact. I´m still thinking about alternatives. My respect if you are immune.

    Dr. J. (no pain, no gain)

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